Pick up line #1076
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Our genitalia should get back in touch.