Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?