Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.