First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.