Dirty pick up lines

How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, weird
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You make me crescendo.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, dirty
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, creepy, dirty
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