Dirty pick up lines

Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, nerdy
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
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