Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?