Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.