Dirty pick up lines

Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, cheesy
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I want you like my dog outside in the rain. Wet and begging me to come inside...
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, science
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, creepy, dirty
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