You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
I only play in the short grass.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.