Dirty pick up lines

Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, weird
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, dirty
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, cheesy
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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