Dirty pick up lines

You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, clean
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
I only play in the short grass.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, golf
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, golf
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
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