Dirty pick up lines

I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, reverse, weird
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
You know, I would die happy if I see you naked just once!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
If we were squirrels would you help me bust a nut?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
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