If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?