First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.