I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.