Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
We should train together sometimes; it is good for our bone density. I don't just mean my skeleton.
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?