Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Do these feel real to you?
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.