Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Will you marry me for just one night?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.