Dirty pick up lines

He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
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Pick up line: dirty, funny
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
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