If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.