He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.