Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
Do you want me to pull it?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?