Dirty pick up lines

Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, dirty
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics, dirty
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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