Dirty pick up lines

I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Let's do it kitty style.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Let's get you on the naughty list.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Baby, I've been inspecting your assets alllll day!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, corny
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
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