Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.