Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.