I know 7 positions, 8 if you count the floor.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
I wield a big stick.