If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?