Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Baby, can I go up a fifth on you?
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Big spoon or small spoon?
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.