Dirty pick up lines

Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Baby, can I go up a fifth on you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Composers always score.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Big spoon or small spoon?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, weird
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