Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
Baby, I've been inspecting your assets alllll day!
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.