Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
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Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.