Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section.
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.