Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?