My other stick curves to the right.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.