Dirty pick up lines

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, dirty
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, dirty, funny
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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