The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.