All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.