My other stick curves to the right.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.