Dirty pick up lines

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, doctor
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, chemistry
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, biology
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
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