Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I'm hard. Are you wet?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.