Dirty pick up lines

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute, dirty
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
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