Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.