You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.