Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.