Dirty pick up lines

I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, clean, dirty
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, dirty
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, dirty
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I don't need accio to make you come.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Life is better when we stick together.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty, hockey
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
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