Dirty pick up lines

I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Did you go swimming earier or did I get you wet?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty, cute
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, football
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy
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