I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I don't need accio to make you come.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
Life is better when we stick together.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.