Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
All pointers in my memory point to your address.