Dirty pick up lines

Wanna get sleighed?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
I believe in speaking in tongues.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, dirty
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, dirty
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics, dirty
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, doctor
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