I believe in speaking in tongues.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?