Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
How much woman can you handle?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.