Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.