Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.