You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
I have a flute you can blow.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.