Dirty pick up lines

My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
If I had one wish I would turn you into a motorbike. Why? Because I want to ride you all night.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
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