Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Latex is only one who can be between us.
Hey, you look like a decent girl who wouldn't sleep with a stranger. So my name is John.
There are many black holes in our galaxy but I wanna know only yours.
I'm sick... of not having you on top of me.
Do you like magic? I'll have a sex with you and then you'll disappear.
You know what would look good on you? Me.