Dirty pick up lines

You smell...We should go take a shower together.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, corny
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, nerdy, biology
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, hockey
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, cute, reverse
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