My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
If I had one wish I would turn you into a motorbike. Why? Because I want to ride you all night.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...