I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I can't wait to see how my new fall wardrobe looks on your floor.
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!