Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.