Dirty pick up lines

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, nerdy, biology
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, hockey
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, dirty
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