I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
Are you from Japan because I'd like to get in japanties.
Wanna be my girlfriend? I'll give you the D later.
With guns like these who needs a phaser?
Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.