Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Hey Sasuke! How'd you like have your Throwing - knife in my Shuriken?
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!