I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
My other stick curves to the right.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?