Dirty pick up lines

Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, funny
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, dirty
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
How much woman can you handle?
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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