Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
How much woman can you handle?