Let's get you on the naughty list.
I'm horny as fuck. Are you ready to fix that?
I want you to know that I have clean bed sheets at home.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.