Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
I won't shoot first in bed.
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.