Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?