I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
My best toys run on batteries.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.