Dirty pick up lines

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
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