Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?