Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You remind me of my pinky toe.. Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Do you like to draw? Because i'm gonna put the D in Raw.
Are you from Japan because I'd like to get in japanties.
Wanna be my girlfriend? I'll give you the D later.
With guns like these who needs a phaser?