Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
Your eyes are drinking me in, is the rest of your body thirsty?
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.