Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?