So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?