Dirty pick up lines

Do these feel real to you?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I won't shoot first in bed.
70.04 % 25 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty
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