Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.