I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
Watch the notebook & cuddle? I prefer Star Wars & Sex.
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?