Dirty pick up lines

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cheesy, dirty
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You remind me of my pinky toe.. Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
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