Do these feel real to you?
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I won't shoot first in bed.
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.