Dirty pick up lines

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
You make my software turn into hardware!
Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute, dirty
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, science
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, creepy, dirty
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
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