You're hotter than donut grease.
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?