he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Do these feel real to you?
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.