Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
You make my software turn into hardware!
Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.