Dirty pick up lines

I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
68.34 % 244 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
68.25 % 32 votes
Pick up line: dirty
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
67.87 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, hockey, dirty
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
67.87 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
67.87 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
I want sex! Sorry, the doctor said that would help...
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
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