Dirty pick up lines

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
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Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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