Dirty pick up lines

Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
68.86 % 111 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, golf
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
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