Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
I want you to know that I have clean bed sheets at home.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"