Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?