If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?