You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.