I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.