Dirty pick up lines

There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, weird
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean, corny, dirty
I want you to know that I have clean bed sheets at home.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, dirty
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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