Dirty pick up lines

If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, offensive
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, weird
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
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