Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
It takes balls to play golf.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.