I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?