Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot, and I want to be on top of you.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some?
Watch the notebook & cuddle? I prefer Star Wars & Sex.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.