Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some?