How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot, and I want to be on top of you.