I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.