Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
Watch the notebook & cuddle? I prefer Star Wars & Sex.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
I want sex! Sorry, the doctor said that would help...
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?