Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
I want you to know that I have clean bed sheets at home.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?