If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.