Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
How many fingers are too many?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.