What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Do these feel real to you?
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?