Dirty pick up lines

What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Do these feel real to you?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
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