How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I have a flute you can blow.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.