Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr