Wanna see my super stroke?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.