Dirty pick up lines

I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, dirty, funny
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
69.00 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, corny
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
68.92 % 231 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
68.65 % 84 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, soccer, reverse
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, golf
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