Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
My taco would like to meat you.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.