Dirty pick up lines

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
You make my software turn into hardware!
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