Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?