Dirty pick up lines

Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Do you like to draw? Because I'm gonna put the D in Raw.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, music, nerdy
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, dirty
I give better tongue than Deidera. But you'll have to see for yourself.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, dirty
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
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