Dirty pick up lines

Do these feel real to you?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
70.04 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, soccer
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, dirty
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
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