Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?