Do these feel real to you?
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?