he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Do these feel real to you?