Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.