Dirty pick up lines

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, dirty
You have nice titties.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, dirty
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
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