Dirty pick up lines

Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, dirty
You have nice titties.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, dirty
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, dirty
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, dirty
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I can bend it better than Beckham.
64.61 % 12 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, dirty
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
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