You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.