Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.