Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...