I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
You have nice titties.
Wow! Are those real?
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.