Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
Wow! Are those real?
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.