Dirty pick up lines

I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
56.67 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
56.50 % 9 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
55.73 % 73 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You have nice titties.
54.47 % 125 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, dirty
Wow! Are those real?
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
46.31 % 48 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
40.06 % 83 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
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