I can bend it better than Beckham.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Wow! Are those real?