Dirty pick up lines

Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
60.79 % 38 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I can bend it better than Beckham.
60.06 % 14 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, dirty
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
57.89 % 32 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, dirty
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
57.89 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
56.56 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty
Wow! Are those real?
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
56.50 % 9 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
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