Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Wow! Are those real?
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.