Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?