Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!