Dirty pick up lines

Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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