Dirty pick up lines

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
63.96 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
63.32 % 61 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
63.30 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
62.86 % 23 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, dirty
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
62.43 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
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