Pick up line #635

I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive

Similar pick up lines

See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.

I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!

Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines