Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
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I only play in the short grass.
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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
Do you want me to pull it?
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.