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Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.