Pick up line #3895

I won't shoot first in bed.

Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?

Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?

Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?

Water is not only thing i'll strip for.

Thanks for not lying on your online profile.

I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.