Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
My other stick curves to the right.