Dirty pick up lines

You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: science, dirty, nerdy
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, cute
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cheesy, dirty
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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