I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
My best toys run on batteries.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Latex is only one who can be between us.