Dirty pick up lines

I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, dirty
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
My best toys run on batteries.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Latex is only one who can be between us.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
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