I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?