Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?