Dirty pick up lines

Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, dirty
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
I wield a big stick.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, funny
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
My best toys run on batteries.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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