I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
If I had one wish I would turn you into a motorbike. Why? Because I want to ride you all night.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.