Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
I wield a big stick.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
My best toys run on batteries.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?