If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?