Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?