I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?