Dirty pick up lines

I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Can I help you unzip your files?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
I have my own multi-positional bed.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, dirty
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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