Dirty pick up lines

If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, hockey
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, cute, reverse
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Can I slip one past your goalie?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
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