Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
I'm horny as fuck. Are you ready to fix that?
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!