Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.