Dirty pick up lines

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, dirty
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, dirty
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I don't need accio to make you come.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Life is better when we stick together.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty, hockey
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
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