The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I don't need accio to make you come.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
Life is better when we stick together.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?