Pick up line #242

I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!

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Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing

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